Testimonials

 

I really love my Ark Sized Black Hole Bunker, It makes me feel safe in my own home again. I can also use it to get away from it all and chill out when my mom wants me to wash the dishes 🙂 I just wish I could take it to the beach because that is where I hang out; In my suit.

Thank you BlackHoleBunker.com!

Robert Johannen

 

I find the soft curves of my Portable Cosmic Anomaly Containment Field Generation Device simply divine. For a lady of my stature its important I look exquisite and luxurious while still remaining safe from any nasties the LHC may be simmering up. I have purchased one in every color so I can accessorize whether I am at a charity fundraiser for kids of somethingerather or dinner in my luxiourious mansion, ps I am very likely richer than you. Thank you Black Hole Bunker.

Nicolette Stravarious

 

I have 14 cats living in my shack right now. 14! Can you even count that high on your fingers? no you can’t because you only have 10! My cats are named Max, Misty, Princess, Samatha, Lucy, Missy, Molly, Sophie, Pumpkin, Midnight, Shadow, Ebony and Licorice. That is only 13 but I can’t tell you the 14th yet because I think Sophie chased her out into the yard a few nights ago and I havent seen her since? have you seen her? what is her name?! Also I bought 60 black hole bunkers because a nice man said it would make my cats happy. Thanks BHB!

Catalina Koiher