Total Gravitational Anomalous Event Bunkers

The Original Total Gravitational Anomalous Event Bunkers, aka “Black Hole Bunker” is more for the potential of a larger catastrophe such as the end of the planet or more. Our bunkers are so well designed and hermetically sealed that even we can’t get in them, but I’m sure you could. Instead of a family trip to Disneyland, why not invest in the safety of you and your closest family or friends. Protecting them and providing a viewpoint to the end of the universe as we know it. the view from inside will be far more spectacular than the most amazing rollercoaster, as you watch the mass of the planet being drawn towards what used to be Geneva but is now becoming more of an event horizon. Then, as the last living beings in the universe, you can watch the rest of it also fall through the event horizon. Our technicians advise us that this may appear to take some time as time appears to slow closing in on the event horizon of the black hole, so we have designed our bunkers to be fully life supporting for up to 3 weeks, which we figure would be about as long as you would want to watch it anyway.

Our Bunkers come in 4 sizes,

 
• Personal – This is our cheapest unit available and provides adequate comfort during a universal collapse for a single person ^{(email us if you are of extra-large proportions as you may find more comfort in a Twin unit)}
• Twin – 2 people can comfortably in this sturdy unit, at $999 its a small price extra to pay for the safety of a friend or loved one
• Family – Designed for 2 adults and 2 children, this model is priced at $1500. ^{(ask about our bulk discounts!)}
• Ark – pitch in with the local bingo club for this practically luxuriously sized model. We recommend no more than 25 people in this unit, fewer people will mean more comfort during those last days!

 

 

 

Please note shipping internationally may cost significantly for the larger bunkers due to their size and weight!

How It works

Very similar to the personal containment models but in reverse, we generate an external null-gravitational field around the bunker automatically once you are inside. With a gravitational pull resistant structure, we are able to stop the gravitational field affecting the bunker and its inhabitants, (note this means there will be no gravity inside the bunker, great fun for the kids!) The field is generated automatically so there is no technical knowledge required. We can’t divulge the specifics of field generation but everything that has mass has gravitational pull, the less mass, the less gravitational pull, so to create negative gravitational field we go beyond small mass, into nothingness. The generator pretty much makes a non-existent field. (This is why we don’t have showrooms, the bunker would appear invisible!) The pictures you see here are from a personal sized disabled unit in testing in outback Australia.