Total Gravitational Anomalous Event Bunkers

Introducing the Original Total Gravitational Anomalous Event Bunkers, affectionately known as the “Black Hole Bunker.” These exceptional structures are specifically designed to address the potentiality of larger catastrophes, including the impending demise of our planet and beyond. Our bunkers boast an unparalleled level of craftsmanship, ensuring they are hermetically sealed and impenetrable even to our own team. However, rest assured that you, as the esteemed customer, possess the means to access these fortified havens. Instead of embarking on a conventional family trip to Disneyland, why not invest in the safety and security of your nearest and dearest? By doing so, you not only shield them from impending cosmic events but also gain a breathtaking vantage point to witness the end of the universe as we know it. From within the confines of these remarkable bunkers, the spectacle unfolds before your eyes—where the mass of the planet succumbs to the irresistible pull of what once was Geneva, now transformed into a mesmerizing event horizon. As the last remaining beings in the universe, you can witness the captivating sight of everything else plunging through the event horizon. Our knowledgeable technicians inform us that this remarkable event may unfold gradually due to the perceived time dilation near the black hole’s event horizon. To accommodate this extraordinary experience, our bunkers are thoughtfully designed to provide full life support for up to three weeks—an ideal duration for immersing oneself in this momentous cosmic event.

We offer our Black Hole Bunkers in four different sizes, catering to various needs and group sizes:

  1. Personal: This is our most affordable unit, designed to provide adequate comfort for a single person during the collapse of the universe. (Please email us if you require a larger size due to extra-large proportions, as you may find more comfort in a Twin unit.)
  2. Twin: This robust unit comfortably accommodates two individuals, providing a sturdy shelter for the safety of a friend or loved one. At just $999, it is a small price to pay for the peace of mind it offers.
  3. Family: Designed for two adults and two children, this model is priced at $1500, ensuring the entire family remains protected during these momentous events. (Inquire about our bulk discounts!)
  4. Ark: For those seeking the utmost in space and comfort, our Ark model is practically luxurious. We recommend a maximum occupancy of 25 people for this unit, as fewer occupants will enhance comfort during the final days.

Please note that international shipping costs for the larger bunkers may vary significantly due to their size and weight.

Now, let’s explore the inner workings of these extraordinary bunkers. The functionality is similar to the personal containment models but in reverse. Once you are inside the bunker, an external null-gravitational field is automatically generated around it. This field acts as a shield against the gravitational forces affecting the bunker and its inhabitants. As a result, the bunker experiences no gravity, offering a delightfully exhilarating experience for children and adults alike. The generation of this field is automated, requiring no technical expertise from the occupants. While we cannot divulge the specifics of field generation, it is important to understand that every object with mass exerts a gravitational pull. As mass decreases, so does gravitational pull. To create a negative gravitational field, we venture beyond minimal mass and delve into the realm of nothingness. The generator effectively produces a field that is practically non-existent, giving rise to the appearance of invisibility. The images showcased here are from a personal-sized disabled unit that underwent rigorous testing in the remote regions of outback Australia.

Embrace the remarkable world of the Black Hole Bunker and secure your passage through the

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