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Established in 2008, the team at Black Hole Bunker is dedicated to providing customer focused products and solutions for any source of Black Holes. Originally we were founded to protect you and your family from the creation of CA (Cosmic Anomaly / Black Hole) from CERN’s Large Hadron Collider. Now we have expanded our product features and range to cover you from any generated CA / Black Hole within your area.

We can’t stop the scientists at CERN from experimenting with the Large Hadron Collider, or even backyard hobbyists, but we can protect you and your family from the expected anomalies they are going to create. We guarantee to ship our products to arrive as soon as possible* to protect you from the”collision event” or any subsequent experiment failures. If you’re not sure the LHC will cause inevitable doom of the universe, have a look at our info page.
(*pending stock availability)

In simple terms, a ‘Black Hole’ is a point in space that has a lot of mass and so has a lot of gravity. If you have something with a lot of gravity, it’s going to pull other bits of whatever is around it into it, giving it a larger mass and gravitational pull. Mass does not equal physical size, a black hole could be generated at a very small-scale, like at the end of the large particle collider. CERN intend to generate black holes shortly, Protect yourselves!

Also we are selling new merchandise!